A man loved the colour red. The floor was red, the ceiling was red, the kitchen was red...why weren't the stairs red?
2007-02-28 01:01:18 · 10 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cuz he lived in a one story house! u dont have stairs
2007-02-28 01:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cause there wasn't any stairs
2007-02-28 09:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there were no stairs? he does not have a second floor
2007-02-28 10:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if he's the kind of house painter I am, he's standing in the corner, waiting for the paint to dry...
2007-02-28 09:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by busted.mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he ran out of red paint.
2007-02-28 09:26:58 · answer #5 · answered by REALLY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the floor was red then the stairs are already red because they are on the floor? idk
2007-02-28 09:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't have any stairs. I think.
2007-02-28 09:32:20 · answer #7 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he lived in a one storey building
2007-02-28 10:23:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your joke is missing something
2007-02-28 09:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by AMS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cos he lived in a bungalow!?!?!?!?
2007-02-28 09:04:02 · answer #10 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋