1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED WOMAN"
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
6. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
7. She does not have "BRExST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
8. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
9. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SxXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
I feel so much better now!
2007-02-28 00:54:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bad boy!! Hang your head in shame!! ;)
funny
Tink x
2007-03-01 20:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My girlfriend was #8 all the time. Also a #4, but that I didn't mind.
Thanx for the laugh this morning.
2007-02-28 09:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-02-28 09:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by scottyusa1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are funny but too close to politically correct for me-some of them just need to be said bluntly LOL
2007-02-28 10:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was quite funny actually!!! (gonna try to find something similar for men now!!!!! 10/10
2007-02-28 08:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were OK, be prepared for abuse from women! Good luck.
2007-02-28 08:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,,yer funny
2007-02-28 09:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by phllipe b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that, next time someone tells me I'm pissed, I'll just tell them I'm chemically inconvenienced (your a genius) Thanks.
2007-02-28 09:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jenni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they were pretty funny!! I really liked #3 & #6....... SH*T.... They were all funny!!!
2007-02-28 09:00:36 · answer #9 · answered by Kristin K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 and 8 are good...the others are a bit "drawn out".
2007-02-28 08:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by stuckondaeastcoast 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋