A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
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One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!
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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?
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2007-02-28 00:41:35 · 6 answers · asked by lookn2cjc 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
DO YOU HAVE ANY CUTE JOKES OF YOUR OWN TO SHARE????
2007-02-28 00:42:22 · update #1
skimdaddy
that is precious!
Thank you.
2007-02-28 00:56:39 · update #2
FUNNY: A 4 year old was getting a check up at the doctor's office. The doctor put the otoscope to her ear and asked " Do you think I'll find Big BIrd down there?" The girl said nothing. When the doctor put the tongue depressor on her tongue, he asked "do you think I'll find the cookie monster down there?" again the girl was silent. Then the doctor put the stethoscope to her chest and asked "do you think I'll hear barney in there?" The girl replied "Oh, no, Jesus is in my heart, Barney's on my underpants. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TOUCHING: An author and lecturer once told a story about a contest he had to judge for the most caring neighbor.The winner was a 4 year old boy with an elderly neighbor who had recently lost his wife. When his mother asked what he had said to the older gentleman, he replied "nothing, I just helped him cry."
2007-02-28 00:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by skimdaddy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was a child, I was in church one Sunday and after saying the Lord's prayer, I heard a young girl behind us ask her mother, "why do we call him, our father art."
2007-02-28 09:04:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that
they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said
"Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are!
Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches,
I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the neck and the GIBLETS
2007-02-28 08:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by ALI G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
**** Van Dike gave this one;
There were two boys listening to there parents talk one night about the Lord's Supper. One boy said to the other, "Oh boy, I hope they serve chicken!"
2007-02-28 08:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by KitKat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No cute joke can top what you have already said.
2007-02-28 08:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by stiletto 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laughs before I go off this morning.
2007-02-28 09:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋