Dear Mum,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Love
Your daughter, Judith
2007-02-27 23:58:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ps. This was all a lie but now you might not be so mad with my grades, they're in my drawer.
Lol good joke.
2007-02-28 00:08:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Brittney Spears!!
2007-02-28 08:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by mamaexfour 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The mother reading didn't get to the end before she fainted
2007-02-28 08:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this would be a shocking letter to receive especially for a mother.
2007-02-28 08:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poor Mother. When was her funeral....
lol.
2007-02-28 08:36:36 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you left out the punch line!
2007-02-28 10:25:03 · answer #6 · answered by Cornell is Hot! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a hilarious letter!
2007-02-28 08:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by fish6776 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-28 08:50:15 · answer #8 · answered by gamias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!!!! great 10/10!!! mean daughter!!!
2007-02-28 08:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It certainly is. The grammar and spelling is ATROCIOUS.
2007-02-28 08:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋