I was at a comedy club a few nights ago and at the break they had a competition to come up with a punch line for a joke. i thought i'd put a few here to see which ones you like (or if you can come up with a better one)
Q. What is the difference between Britney Spears and a coconut?
As:
Britney hasn't banged Keith Richards
One of them is shy....
The coconut is still tasty
The coconut is MEANT to be out of it's tree
2007-02-27 23:52:28 · 16 answers · asked by tor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Britney didnt 't hurt as much when she fell on my head out of a tree in Fiji.
The coconut is hairier.
You don't have to split Brit open to taste some sweet juice.
Most coconuts are skilled entertainers.
The world cares about the plight of coconuts gone bad.
Monkeys prefer coconuts.
A coconut will evolve into a higher life form.
If I'm on a desert island a coconut is more useful to start a distress fire on the beach.
2007-02-28 00:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A coconut's hairy.
2007-02-28 07:56:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
the coconut has got hair on the top!
2007-02-28 07:59:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's nothing wrong with a coconut....
2007-02-28 08:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't take a coconut to bed
2007-02-28 10:35:11 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a coconut doesnt show its p**** when it gets off the car
2007-02-28 10:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and a coconut has hairs
2007-02-28 14:40:39 · answer #7 · answered by charlotte m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can shave a coconut and still want to eat it
2007-02-28 08:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a coconut doesnt show its BEARD
2007-02-28 08:00:06 · answer #9 · answered by reem2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coconut is always useful and tasty....
while britney..well..she lost taste of everythng...
2007-02-28 12:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by cHiLLOtS ('__') 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋