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How did a national jedi day go? How does this affect me?

2007-02-27 23:41:17 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

28 answers

you have the right to be a star wars geek, go forth and never multiply

2007-02-27 23:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by Ni 4 · 11 1

You have the right to use the force on beautiful women (including your sister... as in the original star wars) and do jedi mind tricks to get a free meal at Mcdonalds. Natural Jedi day went well. They are slowly repopulating. Many of them are finally finding out who their daddy is. This doesn't really affect you unless you have to find out who your father is before you save the world.

2007-02-28 07:55:57 · answer #2 · answered by Taurus 5 · 1 0

The banging of the plastic swords was fun and all the jedies had the right to act up all the episodes in star wars! download triumf the insult comic dog, starwars!!! and that will give you a good idea on what a star wars day looks like, people even get married on that day! so jedi, by religion, you are entitled to be 6 years old for a day...enjoy!

2007-02-28 07:50:33 · answer #3 · answered by maxime landini 1 · 1 1

OK, guys, leave him alone. He's not loopy. I call myself a Jedi too. No, that does not mean that I wave a plastic pole around and make swooshing noises. No, that does not mean that I believe I can perform mind tricks. I merely follow the principles outlined in the Jedi Code:
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.

I believe that by following these morals I can make myself a better person. Everyone has the right to practice their own religion/beliefs. So I repeat - leave him alone.

2007-02-28 14:51:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Jedi National Day, you want, do you?

2007-02-28 07:55:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In the UK and US we have freedom of religion, so you can worship whatever you want as far as it doesn't hurt others.

Every Jedi has the right to bear light-sabres. No weapons in UK unless licensed.
You may seek the Force, but beware the dark side.
You may read the holy literature of Obi Wan Kenobi and Skywalker.

2007-02-28 10:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by Cader and Glyder scrambler 7 · 1 1

If its a government approved religion (check the local census) then you get a tax reciept for some of your givings. If there are any recognized holidays, your get them off work (without pay).

Regardless, you have the right to practise your faith without fear of persecution. The right to preach, convert and debate with others in a resepctful way.

This assumes your in a free country that allows the open practice of religion-unlike some parts on earth like Iran, China or America.

2007-02-28 07:46:50 · answer #7 · answered by kmsbean 3 · 2 1

Jedi code: There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no chaos; there is harmony.
There is no death; there is the Force.[3]

2007-02-28 07:54:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You have the right to do whatever you want. As long as you teach me the jedi mind trick... The force is strong in this one...

2007-02-28 07:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by greenfan109 4 · 3 2

Jedi..a religion..leave it out..they were some silly people in a sci-fi FILM..(They weren't real, sunshine) How old are you??
Still believe in Santa and the tooth fairy do you??

2007-02-28 08:17:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Call your planetary representative to Earth on your Zorgblat Integrator and have him beam you a personalized rectifier. It's all in there.

2007-02-28 07:49:01 · answer #11 · answered by sharmel 6 · 2 0

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