Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces in this message, just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have .
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth.
Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (And don't send it back to me....I don't want to hear it!!!)
And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt
and call the Cardinal over!!!
2007-02-27 23:20:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The system admin doesn't like my humor.
Show me some love....
2007-02-27 23:25:37 · update #1
i loved it . lol . keep telling the great stuff i want to smile and laugh all day today. 10++++++
2007-02-27 23:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This has already been sent to my one "True Blue Best Friend" some months back.
I can be that honest with her. Through life's ups and downs, sorrow and joy, we are there for each other.
Friends and acquaintances I have in plenty, but only one "Best Friend", and she has been for decades.
2007-03-01 14:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
certainty Huh! nicely how approximately this: - enable’s take revenge against the sorry SOB who died…the reason i replaced into unhappy quit banging the $hit out of me, i'm blue reason your spouse’s wellbeing is undesirable. Laid! i replaced into f#cking on a similar time as you nonetheless suckling, i'm returning your stupid smile. Rat on my being scared and that i’ll unfold know your impotency for many a mile. trojan horse me whilst i'm apprehensive and that i’ll whack your nostril and destroy your neck. thank you for utilising ordinary words your atrocious spelling replaced into making me a wreck. evade me whilst i'm ill, you grimy little prick and that i’ll deliver curses your way… snicker at my fall and it would be the final time you snicker in any respect…have a great day!
2016-12-14 07:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by motato 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHA rotfl, I know!! I hate all those stupid chain letters that people send that are like. Friends all HUG!! And I'm like WTC, if you were my friend you wouldn't be clogging up my inbox with this crap. Thanks for the laugh. That was great.
2007-02-27 23:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by SarangHaeyo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love them were did you get those lol sounds like some s.h.i.t. i do to my friends lol i loved them
2007-02-28 00:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. thanks for the laugh
2007-02-28 00:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋