Two Mexicans were stuck in the desert wandering aimlessly and close to death.They're close to lying down and waiting for the inevitabe when all of a sudden Pepie do you smell what I smell eets bacon I sure eets bacon.So with renewed strengh struggle up the next sand dune in the distancethey see a tree loaded with bacon there's raw bacon dripping with moisture there's back bacon smoked,there's double smoked back bacon bacon every imaginable cured pig meat Pepie, we is saved it ees a bacon tree Are you sure it not a meerage Luise, after all we ees in the middle of the desert don't forget Pepi when deed you ever hear of a meerage smell like bacon, no it ees a bacon tree And with that Louse race towards the bacon tree with Pepi folllowing close behind.he get to within 5 metres of the tree when all of a sudden machine gun fire rings out and Luise is cut down .It is clear he is mortally wounded but with his dyin breath warns Pepi
you're right it's not a bacon tree it's a
Ham Bush
2007-02-27 23:09:38 · 14 answers · asked by st.abbs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Must be funny cos it made my mum laugh [ now that is a novelty] thanx
2007-02-27 23:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by PARADOX 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know I heard that joke and then wandered around all over the Mexico, U.S. border looking for this thing thinking I could make a killing in the meat sales business I was going to start.
Wow was I disappointed to find out it was all a joke... There's two weeks of my life I'll never get back!
2007-02-28 07:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I have heard the bacon tree before but it was still funny.
2007-02-28 10:02:28 · answer #3 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the first one today that actually did make me LOL.
2007-02-28 10:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh LMAO. Funny!!!
2007-02-28 07:52:08 · answer #5 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A ham bush!!! To cute!!
2007-02-28 08:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by mamaexfour 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ham bush. great! I love silly jokes.
2007-02-28 07:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by 👑 Hypocrite 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha i heard that one the other day! its great! but it sounded terrible when i tried to tell it! i always mess jokes up! x
2007-02-28 07:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by princess 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. lol
2007-02-28 07:21:32 · answer #9 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2007-02-28 07:14:27 · answer #10 · answered by kendal 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋