It seems obvious to me that boys should be brought up by two men living together and girls by two women. Obviously, there has to be two of them, because we all know what terrible delinquents the children of single parent families turn out to be.
If you are brought up in an environment where you have two differently gendered adults, how do you be sure which one to choose as your role model? Particularly for boys, as your mother will be around the home doing women's work so much of the time, whereas your father would be out hunter-gathering.
No wonder there are so many bisexuals, transvestites, transexuals and generally confused kids growing up in today's society.
Why only the other day I saw a woman police officer buying donuts in a cake shop and being served by a man. Needless to say they were both under twenty one and were obviously the roduct of dangerous heterosexual family homes.
When are the government going to do something about it?
2007-02-27 22:34:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...and for my next trick I shall show that sense of humour correlates directly with IQ...
2007-02-28 06:18:01 · update #1
apparently your question being in the jokes and riddles section is not enough
for all these below average inteligence people out there you should write in bold red 40 font all capatilized letters USE YOUR BRAIN A**HOLES THIS IS A JOKE!!
2007-03-03 04:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You f***ing sexist. You are a very twisted human being. Your thinking is extremely warped. It doesn't matter if your raised by gay or strait or one or two parents. Most of my friends were raised by one parent and they turned out all right (Ok...probably not in the minds of the authorities). But many people have been raised by gay parents. And many have been raised by strait. And many have been raised by a single parent. And a lot of them turn out all right. But having a little of both helps. And HELLO!!! Doesn't it take a MAN AND A WOMAN to make the kid in the first place?
And obviously you are old-fashioned, as you still believe that women should stay at home and men should be the head of the house hold and do 'mens' work. Well, Oprah Winfrey and Melinda Gates are doing great work, and none of it has anything to do with cooking and washing all day long. At my parent's magazine place, my mom AND my dad are the bosses, my father is the only male there. My aunt is the Regional Manager at Helzburg Diamonds and she IS a female.
So what was that you were saying about women only staying at home?
2007-03-04 09:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by pygmy monkey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're right. I heard that are countryes where homosexuals can mary, it is legal. I am so ashame to hear that. About growing children, you were right: a child will take the mother as model if he sees the dad so... clumzy (if he sees the mom screaming at the dad beeing so useless in the family). But the child must not be allways be arwond adults of his gender, for example: a child may drive mad the other two men, and the child will suffer and act the same with the oders. For this, the child must be some times with the oposite sex to learn something about it, to see how to act with it.
2007-02-27 22:51:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahahaha!!!! that made me laugh. Okay I agree with but listen to my story:
One day, we are reciting a poem. There 4 participants. One of them is me. When all of them are finished,,, all of them have emcee. And when I started to poem,,,,,, all in the boys were booing at me. And when the voting begins,,,,, all boy only choose boys???? Huh that's strange. I never found his poem best. And then why the girls voted the boys too???? It is a complete favoritism. And now,,,, when my friend (boy) is punish to explain in the front,,, most of them (even girls) wants me to explain because I'am smart. This only means that most boys choose the same than girls. it's like the ratio of 9:6 boys to girls respectively. I many more to say but can't expel it out. Hope you'll find this best answer.
Regards,
Jonica
2007-02-28 00:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What are you smoking man! A mom and a dad is the healthiest way to raise a kid. Without dad yes a guy will become maybe feminine or a player or easily used and abused by woman. Without a mom he won't know how to have a relationship with a woman or learn how to respect one. I say living with two guy's would just be gay dude then he would be made fun of. You got it mixed up man
2007-02-27 22:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
whats your problem with that did you have a latenight sneakie uncle or something lady all that matters is the kids well-being educated and cared for they'll know right from wrong get off it
2007-03-04 04:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by ashkicker420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heyyyyyyyyyyy i'm a single parent and my kids are great ! Nothing wrong with them ...
and i have one of each , so how would i go about that ? LoL
maybe a 3some huh ...
Edt... P.S i know you're having a joke .. quite funny actually :)P
2007-02-27 22:39:44 · answer #7 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
so long as the children are loved and cared for and treated right it does not matter who what brought them up
2007-02-28 01:42:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
NO!! Children should be brought up by married parents..a mother and a father.End of!
2007-02-27 23:51:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
What I would like to know is, How the hell do they breed?
2007-03-03 03:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋