1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3. Insist that your e-mail address be: xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or elvis-the-king@company name.com
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing.
6. Put your waste bin on your desk and label it 'IN'. (This is a MUST DO)
7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, swith to espresso.
9. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
10. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
11. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
2007-02-27 21:57:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
12. Dont use any punctuation
13. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
14. Ask people what sex they are.
15. Specify that your drive through order is "to go".
16. Sing along at the opera
17. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
18. Fnd out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
19. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
20. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
21. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
2007-02-27 21:57:49 · update #1
Now I love these ones, I havn`t tried them all yet! Still working on it!!
10/10
Tink x
2007-03-01 20:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your a guy and the boss is too...follow him to the mens room with mountain dew and go in the cubicle next to him and start spraying it around saying "whoo nelly getting Little out of control.
Office pranks are fun as long as no one gets hurt. It makes life that little bit more bearable.
2007-02-28 07:46:14 · answer #2 · answered by mistress tiger tat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this one a few times before, but is still makes be laugh out loud. Brilliant 10/10
2007-02-28 12:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny.
I love them i had to go to the bathroom to laugh as my boss (whom i share an office with) started giving me funny looks
And i was eating pringles and now they are all over my keyboard.
I keep thinking about them a laughing
What have you done to me!!!
2007-02-28 06:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by newsboysno1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do some work for a change instead of spending 3 hours a day on the office computer replying to Yahoo answers.
The shock of seeing Chriscud doing that will surely drive some to insanity.
Orifice jokes are never funny.
2007-02-28 07:47:21 · answer #5 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Great Pranks!!
Here's one you forgot.
Try looking at your boss through a fork to imagine how they would look in jail!!
2007-02-28 06:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by daniel_marsland 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think i'll be using no.10
2007-02-28 06:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard them before, but the effect never wears off, nice! =D
2007-03-01 05:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by DAZ4518 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
gies a joab...ah could dae that !!! loved it 10/10
2007-02-28 17:31:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa those are cool .. Going to save them for future reference and email them my friends right now LoL .. Thanks for the laugh .!! :)
2007-02-28 06:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋