Please don't take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!
Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.
The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.
After the last drink he attempts to get off the bar stool, and falls to the floor...... he hauls him self up and moves forward about a meter and falls to the floor again!!!
Luckly the bloke only lives 200m from the pub, however hard the bloke tries ever meter he falls to the ground... hauls himself up.... falls down....
Next morning the blokes wife brings him a cup of tea in bed and exclaims "you cirtainly had a few last night!!"
The bloke protests "No No, I only had a couple"
"Rubish!" Says the wife, "I know you had far to much last night because Larry the barman called.... says you've left your wheel-chair in the bar!!!"
2007-02-27 21:55:22 · 10 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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....Now... I'm getting funny looks for laughing in a open plan office!!
..I think I should get best answer and have the 10 points make up maybe getting in trouble with the boss!
;-)
xx
2007-02-28 01:11:02 · answer #1 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-26 20:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by campbel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
2007-02-27 21:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by kimmycool2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
though you've posted this before
I'll still give a perfect 70/10 (A+++++++)
2007-02-27 22:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha?
2007-02-27 21:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny
Well Done
2007-02-27 22:02:43 · answer #6 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it is so funny,good joke.
2007-02-27 23:20:54 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funniest i've heard in a while mate
2007-02-27 22:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Best yet. lol
2007-02-27 21:59:29 · answer #9 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow good one
2007-02-27 22:17:09 · answer #10 · answered by glamourous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋