. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the helll is yours? Do I point at my crxtch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their axs to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it??
4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fxck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a movie "Did you see that?". No loser, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
2007-02-27 21:51:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
7. When something is new and improved! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbxss?
2007-02-27 21:52:36 · update #1
I just love this wit...pure sarcasm...does it for me every time !! lol
2007-02-28 09:42:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny I would like to add a couple though
1, People that tut in ques It wont make them move faster
2. People that press lift buttons multiple times .
3. People that tap computer screens when they crash .
4. People that start a question with I" know it sounds stupid but"
if its stupid then don't say it .
5. people that look at the title of the book when ask them what they are reading You should know already and if you dont why are you reading it!!!!!
2007-02-28 06:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by Lynsey D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate it when there are above the door saying mind your head or watch the step
If you're looking up to read the sign then how are you supposed to see what's ahead of you
When people say smile it hasn't happened yet - well obviously it has or i wouldn't have a face like this
Or when you ask people what is wrond and they go nothing - well obviously there is something wrong or you wouldn't look be crying e.g
Or even when people go you've made your bed now lie in it - why would i make my bed if i wanted to lie in it
Thanks for the reminder of how insanely stupid some people are
2007-02-28 12:05:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like n° 6 best
and you have a point with 7 & 8
2007-02-28 10:19:15 · answer #4 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Excellent! Excellent! Excellent! Excellent!
2007-02-28 07:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
some funny life`s like that
here`s 1 the way people say CARE-FULL when you hurt yourself
2007-02-28 12:36:38 · answer #6 · answered by kendal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true, and you always manage to hear someone ask "are you listening?" even when you never heard the rest of the conversation
2007-02-28 09:30:02 · answer #7 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. Very true. Or how about "What's on your mind?" Its not coming out of my mouth for a reason!
2007-02-28 05:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by singa_dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chris do you feel better now youve got that off your chest? hehe i liked it your right little small to get to stressed over relax. my ones are spitting & chewing gum/chewing gum on the floors its ruined my city
2007-02-28 15:42:17 · answer #9 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo hoo hoo! I do 5/9. Some of them are anoying, but that dont make me cry about it. I hate people who b#tch and moan!
2007-02-28 06:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by Silver 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I can relate to most of those..good ones.
2007-02-28 07:57:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋