A man stumbles into the emergency department with 2 black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor asked him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced the ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white sticking out it's rear end. I lifted up the tail and sure enough there was the wife's golf ball stuck right up the cows butt, thats when I made the mistake.
The doc asked "What did you do?"
The man replied "I lifted up the cow's tail and shouted to the wife, hey honey! This one looks like yours!!"
2007-02-27 21:43:05 · 15 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks Lucky cat. Humour goes a long way in this messed up world. Keep up the good work.
2007-02-27 21:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by I'm Sparticus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-27 23:52:02 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not as good as the one you posted a few minutes after you post this.
But I'll give a 9.5/10 for brightening up my day
2007-02-27 22:46:46 · answer #3 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha moo moo hooo hoo weee weee little man
2007-02-27 21:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by x-..lauren..-x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best on here yet. Keep them coming.lol
2007-02-27 21:46:59 · answer #5 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is a good one.
2007-02-27 21:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, (eye-roll) but, I still laughed though !
2007-02-27 21:46:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe.
Keep it up.
Find more for entertainment!
2007-02-27 21:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahaha...
absolutely brilliant!!
thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-02-27 21:46:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-02-27 21:45:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋