A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff! She's gone.
Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I Want those two back in the office after lunch."
2007-02-27 21:06:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lqtm - very good :)
peace out
2007-02-27 21:08:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Practical
2007-02-28 05:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-28 07:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but still you need to find and angle that lets them repeat more and more for example:
3 person where in the desert found a man that told them if you jump form this cliff and say you want it will come true. so they believe him. the first jump and said girl and got girl, the second jump and said gold and got gold,and finally last run,trip and said ****.
2007-02-28 05:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by visiter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. but not mean they should have booked there holidays in advance and not just ---- 0ff like that, after all the manager has a job to do.
2007-02-28 05:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To all those out there, in case you meet a genie, remember to let him wish first! Hawhawhaw....
2007-03-03 23:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow it's neither a LMAO nor LOL, u kinda open your mouth for just one ha. it wasn't funny but it definetely didn't suck
2007-02-28 05:20:59 · answer #7 · answered by lekanboygenius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
l've heard a lot of versions of this joke.
2007-02-28 05:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny because it is too true
i would be the manager
2007-02-28 05:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by nettie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he could have wished for anything and he wished for that
what a pshyco
2007-02-28 12:20:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha funny funny
pity it is copied from somewhere
2007-03-03 22:59:18 · answer #11 · answered by a fellow human 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋