Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf!" says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!
Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf! " says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away!
About two miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf!" taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a sh!t!"
2007-02-27 19:57:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And here I thought bears were the ones who did that. Or is it popes?
2007-03-05 06:56:55 · answer #1 · answered by Brendan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ill ans .with this: little red was walking through woods, big bad wolf jumps out&said,little red ridin hood i,m goin to f k you!! little red said ,oh no your not,your goin to eat me just like the story goes!!!!
2007-03-07 22:04:54 · answer #2 · answered by gladass 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute :)
The wolf should have told her in the first place. *chuckles*
2007-02-28 04:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
That's funny!
2007-03-07 00:27:43 · answer #4 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bam !! That's funny
2007-03-05 15:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
I'll give you 9/10
2007-03-06 14:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha........
dude.......appreciate it.....u reached ma star list
9.5/10
2007-03-06 06:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha! Poor wolf!
2007-02-28 04:49:26 · answer #8 · answered by Latica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!it's a shame i wasn't told that story when i was little!!!
2007-02-28 05:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She couldn't smell what he was doing probably.
2007-03-07 12:53:21 · answer #10 · answered by Jersey girl on Florida. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋