Harry just moved into town and has to start at his new place of employment the next day.
He decides he needs a good shave, so that he will at least look admiral on his first day.
He goes to the barbour shop in town and while waiting for the barbour to apply all the cream to his face he mentions " It's really hard to get a real close shave these days"
The barbour replies, "I have just the answer", and pulls two marbles from his pocket - "Pop these in your jaws, one on each side"
The man does so and is pleased to find himself getting the closest shave he has ever gotten in his life.
But with a bit of concern and with a bit of disable speech he mumbble's "What if I accidently swollow the marbles?"
Barbour: "Not to worry, just bring them back tomorrow like everyne else"
2007-02-27 19:55:10 · 14 answers · asked by Juanita L 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eewww! Good one.
l like it.
2007-02-27 20:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-03-06 06:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope you like this.....
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you."
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?"
"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
2007-03-06 22:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwww.................GROSS!It's sooooo funny but at the same time sooooo gross!Thanks for the laugh!I'm gonna star it!
2007-03-06 11:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, will be telling my mates that one..
2007-02-27 20:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one
2007-03-07 03:30:52 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i like that
2007-03-07 00:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by katluvsu4eva2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that
2007-03-05 23:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this
2007-03-07 02:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok....a nice one...
2007-03-03 15:27:21 · answer #10 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋