A blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection, & the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic takes off across the road with the blind man attached to the leash.
Cars are screeching tires and panicked drivers are blaring horns, desperately trying not to run the pair down.
The blind man & his dog finally reach the other side of sidewalk and the blind man pulls out a cookie from his coat pocket and offers it to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident can't control his amazement & says,
"Why would you wanna give your dog a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies,
"To find out where his head is, so I can kick him in the @ss."
2007-02-27 19:44:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao, 10/10
2007-02-27 19:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-02-28 04:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO 10/10 & A STAR
2007-03-07 11:03:51 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one from you.
lt's a 10.
2007-02-28 04:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Good one .Gave me a laugh. Poor guy needs to get a differant dog.
2007-02-28 03:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ღ♥Jeanene♥ღ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he..Liked it...10
2007-03-08 01:59:11 · answer #6 · answered by Valkyrie of Lor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Neo....I told that one 4 weeks ago...must have gotten to you to re-publish it again !!!!
2007-03-06 18:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but cruel!!!
2007-03-07 20:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope the dog will be ok
2007-03-07 20:30:48 · answer #9 · answered by amanda_cadet_angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wil whoop the dog's *** if it were me.
2007-03-05 18:32:52 · answer #10 · answered by glitters 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋