An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained' By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English fool and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing.
'Well' he explained' By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland fools and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained,' by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying 'Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure...'
2007-02-27 19:14:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha, this it too much! I'm gonna piss my pants
2007-02-27 19:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by Juanita L 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a little much i mean come on after all of that all the deaf people are going to be so horny that they are all probably going to start masturbating and it will turn into a big orgey!
2007-03-06 18:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Meiko420 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I laughed all the way through that one and the end about killed me.Lord have mercy.
2007-03-07 10:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That joke was on here a few days ago. But I must say, it's still funny!
2007-02-28 04:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL, is this a new version of ASL? Still a good one!
2007-03-06 22:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your jokes are great and i starred this one
10pts please!!!!!
I'm on my knees begging and while I'm down here I'll do whatever else you want
2007-03-03 12:25:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
good 1.
2007-02-28 04:32:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
can't wait to tell that in the bar
2007-02-28 03:38:32 · answer #8 · answered by BANANA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go Neo. Ha ha ha ha, loving it.
2007-03-07 08:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was smooth and sensible joke dude
2007-03-07 07:17:05 · answer #10 · answered by Rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋