Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a lawyer sits in the seat by the aisle.
The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, "I think I'll get a glass of coke."
"No problem," says the lawyer, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."
While he's gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney's shoe & spits in it.
When he returns with the coke, the other physician says, "That looks good! I think I'll have one too."
Again, the lawyer obligingly fetches the drink.
While he's gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe & spits in it.
The lawyer comes back & enjoys the flight.
However, as the plane is landing, the lawyer slips his feet into his shoes& realizes immediately what has happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asks the physicians. "This fighting between our professions?”
“This hatred?”
“This animosity?”
“This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”
2007-02-27 19:14:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one
2007-02-27 19:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by woman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-03-06 06:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha!
2007-03-07 15:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should have known a lawyer would never be that nice without a retainer.
2007-03-06 23:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA WTF WAS THAT?? LOL
SURE WAS A GOOD COKE.....I RATHER PUT MY FEET IN A SHOE WITH A SPIT.....thats it never be a physician....i am going for a lawyer...
2007-02-27 20:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by BK thang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! If you can't laugh at that, you might as while get the heck outa here! lolol
2007-03-07 18:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by soggybottomscout_25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one better than the midget one.
2007-03-07 09:21:30 · answer #7 · answered by jessnbethsmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! I like your joke.
2007-03-03 15:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! 10/10!
2007-03-04 11:22:13 · answer #9 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! smart lawyer
2007-03-06 09:59:14 · answer #10 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋