A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
2007-02-27 19:11:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Looks like crime is "escalating" since the guy got "held" "up" !!!
2007-03-07 18:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everyone knows I have a real sence of humor but this sure didn't make me laugh. It denigates the big guy and slurs the midget at the same time. I have seen some really funny jokes on this site but this isn't one of them.
2007-03-08 01:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny, but needed a little more funny realilty, in real life i dont think a man will let a midget touch his balls, unless hes gay.
But good joke, make me laugh.
2007-03-05 15:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Amusing
2007-02-28 03:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by Green Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL "Wanted: The Notorious BG (ball grabber) Thief"
2007-03-06 23:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you guys and your balls. and your always having urinal conflict. you cant watch a movie these days without having to hear you all zip up. especially attorneys. leaping little people? glad I get to sit in privacy...........
2007-03-07 19:26:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold-up or Hold-down?? LOL.
I wish you a great day.
Thank you for the laughter you have brought to mine.
2007-03-01 11:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give a 4/10
2007-03-06 14:05:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-02-28 04:39:13 · answer #9 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny, the deaf society was better, and I got points
2007-02-28 03:43:13 · answer #10 · answered by BANANA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋