Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, Mama can''t help but notice how pretty Anthony''s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye.
Reading his Mom''s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Maria comes to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I''ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don''t suppose she took it, do you?"
Well, I doubt it, but I''ll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email:
"Dear Momma, I''m not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I''m not saying that you didn''t take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Anthony"
Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Momma.
"Figlio mio, I''m not saying that you ''do'' sleep with Maria, and I''m not saying that you ''do not'' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Momma"
2007-02-27 18:29:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aaaaaaahahahahahahah...
loved it :]
every word.
2007-02-27 18:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by simplicitiie. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey if the Kid is old enough and has his own house He can do what ever he wants too. Mommy is jealous because no one fills her sugar bowl at night ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
2007-02-27 18:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaa haa! What a cute story!
That's one sneaky momma!
2007-02-27 18:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of my mom, she always had clever diferent skills of making you spill the truth
2007-02-27 19:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by Stargate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
One clever mom.
2007-02-27 19:54:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha....That's great, I can't wait to share this with my Italian mother-in-law!!
2007-02-27 18:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another cool one from "yeanne"......hahaha......very funny.
2007-02-27 18:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah good one
2007-02-27 18:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME! R O F L
2007-02-27 18:49:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ROF ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
2007-02-27 18:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by tomkat1528 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋