My coworkers are crackin jokes and I need some good ones that are somewhat short but Hilariasssssss.
2007-02-27 18:11:59 · 9 answers · asked by fastfreedombailbonds 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS .
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter
was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
"Daddy, look at this", and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in
my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat
them.
Went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on
the bed
staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
2007-02-27 18:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by Minky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A rabbi, a prist, and a monk walk into a bar...the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
These nicotine patches don't work worth a damn! It's so hard to keep them lit!
What has 4 legs and an arm?
-a very happy pitbull
Yo mama's so nasty...
when she walks by the bathroom, the toilet flushes itself!
2007-02-28 02:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by argamedius 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why is there no reason to give a woman a watch as a gift?
There's a clock right there on the stove.
2007-02-28 03:26:25 · answer #3 · answered by Randysaurus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."
2007-02-28 02:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
What is one food that will decrease a woman's sex drive by 95%?
2007-02-28 02:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by firerookie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why r u looking me like that do u think i have aplastic nose ha ha ah ah a
2007-02-28 02:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by titi 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what did one testicle say to the other?
I can clearly see we're nuts.
2007-02-28 02:15:03 · answer #7 · answered by -=B=- 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a bloke puts his hand into the jar of jelly beans..................
the black one stole his watch
2007-02-28 02:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
what do you call a gay drive by?
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A fruit roll up!
2007-02-28 02:14:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋