P = Pilot M = Maintenance
P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
M: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
M: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
M: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
M: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
M: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
M: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
M: That's what friction locks are for
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
M: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
M: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Target radar hums.
M: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
M: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
M: Took hammer away from midget.
2007-02-27 17:51:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
* ha ha * very funny, good thing you took that hammer away from the midget, that was giving me a headache, but now that he has stopped I can enjoy the target radar's music..
2007-02-27 18:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, right now I heard the sound of sleigh bells being jingled on the Salvation military kettle on the front to artwork. The sound of many human beings determining to purchase up all form of nutrition for their Christmas feasts! and yuletide songs floating out of the shop stereo audio equipment. And lots of shoppers asserting or replying with Merry Christmases to me and mine! Merry Christmas Dizz expensive and all my splendiferous Contacts on Y!A !!! oxoxox :)
2016-10-16 22:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked that 1.
2007-02-27 18:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, original.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-02-27 17:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be catching of radio signal
2007-02-27 17:57:37 · answer #5 · answered by Erum Mishkat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah, the maintainance report from quantas, funny
2007-02-27 18:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard of and do not wish to hear it in my life.
2007-02-27 17:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm never going to feel safe riding planes again...
:-)
2007-02-27 17:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-27 19:58:25 · answer #9 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
and possibly why i hate flying..
2007-02-27 17:55:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋