Is it possible that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true prophet?
Seriously, think about it.
* Like Christianity in its inception, FSMism is laughed at and ridiculed by the majority.
* Only strange people believe it--"normal" people don't.
* Maybe the invention of spaghetti, its universality (everyone from Maine to Japan knows what spaghetti is), and the idea of the FSM were implanted into the head of Marco Polo and Bobby Henderson by God by design. Not by accident, but on purpose, to slowly introduce this concept of God to humanity
Sure, dismiss it as silly nonsense, maybe even dangerous. This is what people said about Christ 2000 years ago, and the people who believed in him. If you don't seriously entertain that the FSM is our savior, then you can lump yourselves in with them. Where are they now? Hell.
2007-02-27 17:46:04 · 6 answers · asked by JP 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No one's talking about killing Bobby Henderson yet... But then again Christ was 33 years old before they killed him.
Think about it.
2007-02-27 17:54:18 · update #1
Well if the Flying Spaghetti Monster promised you something, go for it. It doesn't make any difference to me. Is the FSM important to you? If so, be his best bud, wear lasagne noodles. Cover yourself in pasta sauce. Whatever makes you think that it's worth a trip to the grocery store.
2007-02-27 18:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If they thought Christ was silly nonsense, they would not have wasted their tiime killing him. And I don't know of a single person who seriously believes in the FSM.
2007-02-27 17:50:47 · answer #2 · answered by acaykath 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs.
Pass me the parmesano!
2007-02-27 18:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry that I wasted time reading and answering your stupid question.
2007-02-27 17:55:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I though polaks were illiterate.
2007-02-27 17:52:22 · answer #5 · answered by Borinke 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't give a sh!t abotu you cuz when I die I ll be in heaven and you ll be in hell.
2007-02-27 18:00:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋