Have you found the love of the one true god, Satan? He loves you, and he fell for your sins. Would you Christians accept him as your lord in savior, instead of that vile man, Jesus? Also, how do you feel about live newborn sacrifice that Christians do?
May Satan Bless you!
2007-02-27 17:41:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I accept, you convinced me!
*bows down to Satan*
2007-02-27 17:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by *~SoL~ * Pashaa del Ñuñcaa. 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I think that statement requires a very brave person to even think about, let alone to take time and write it down.
You are very brave - for that I commend you. Are you now preaching the gospel of Satan as opposed to the Gospel of Jesus Christ? I don't think it's proper to joke like that, some people might take you serious and accept the lies as truth - and that will lead them to darkness and you to even deeper darkness. So, be careful!!
2007-02-28 01:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know where you get your information, but satan HATES you. He hates everyone. In fact he hates everyone so much that he is trying to turn people against God and trying to take them to hell with him. Might I add, hell is not some place where you will get together with your friends and party with the devil. It is a very lonely place of intense heat in the lake of fire, also a very hateful, extreme dark place of torment and horrible pain FOREVER! There is no way out of hell once you are there. Also, satan is a LIAR! In fact he hates us so much that he lies and deceives us. Misery loves company. By the way, satan is not in hell yet, as he fears hell and he knows he is running out of time, and also satan did not die on the cross for your sins, in fact he has done nothing for you at all!
I however I Love the Lord God and Jesus Christ my Savior who died on the cross and paid for my sins. I am saved and going to Heaven. I want absolutely nothing to do with satan or any of his filth. Here is a website about hell. It might change your mind.
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com
2007-02-28 01:59:38 · answer #3 · answered by Dakota Lynn Takes Gun 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You speak of imaginary characters found in a flawed, man-made book. You must only be venting your frustrations for being forced into Christianity by your daddy and mommy. Better make sure they don't somehow read your question....you might get severely punished.
2007-02-28 01:49:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is a joke isn't it. A real satanist would say: "Hail Satan!" at the end of their message. If it is not, then well: "the enemy of my enemy is my friend." If the whole mark of the beast with the put the chip in your hand or forehand would happen, I would take it. I see it this way, I'm on the highway to hell already, so if I refuse I will be killed and go straight to hell. If I take the chip I get to live my life fully before I go to hell.
2007-02-28 01:48:18 · answer #5 · answered by chorssk 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
No, I have not, and will not, find nor accept the love of Satan because I cannot find nor accept that which does not exist. Even should he appear to love you it is actually an act of malice against God, not actual love. As such I only acccept the love of Jesus, the one true saviour and son of God.
2007-02-28 01:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by acaykath 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Satan is Evil, He does not Love! God loves us, he created us. Im not Christian but you are wrong to say that Jesus was Vile, If you hate God then keep your opinions to yourself.
2007-02-28 01:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
Satan is not my enemy nor is he my friend. All events happend in my life is not to be blame to satan or to thank god. I get what I deserves as my action leads to my out come.
2007-02-28 01:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I accept Sonny, the coo coo bird from the Cocoa Puffs cereal.
2007-02-28 01:46:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
You appear to be extremely mislead and confused about Christian beliefs. Christians do not participate in live newborn sacrifice. Ever. We believe that life is sacred, why would we kill children? In fact, it is Satanists who, throughout history, have participated in ritual sacrifices, sexual rituals, and the mutilation of humans and animals. If you have any questions about Christianity, or if you would like to know what it is really about, please contact your local church.
2007-02-28 01:47:26 · answer #10 · answered by Katy 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋