2007-02-27 17:14:27 · 5 answers · asked by phantom stranger 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That`s great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I`d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn`t show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
2007-02-27 17:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man from a third world country visits the United States for a month and then return home. At home, he brags to his friends about how advanced the United States is. He tell his friends that the US have machines that can process a whole cow, that the machine will take the cow, slaughter it, clean the flesh, chop it up into portions, and package it. His friends ask him what kind of meat will come out the other end. He reply buy saying, "ribs already packaged, ground beef already ground, and sausage already wrapped."
Just then, a man stood up and said, "the US might have machines that creates sausages when you insert a cow, but we have machines that creates people when you insert a sausage!"
2007-02-27 17:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by ⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)⊃ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
3 people were taken as hostages the hostage taker gets drunk and says "ill let all of u go if all your d***s measured and equal to 14 inches they said ok so he measured and let them go the first guy said thank god i measured 7 inches and the second guy said the same but that would mean the last guy has a 1 inch and what does he say thank god i had a hard on!
2007-02-27 17:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why such a long face"?
2007-02-27 18:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by fastfreedombailbonds 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
your joke....I LOVE YOU...lol...sorry...hehe..
2007-02-27 17:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋