whats a good joke to say to a tall person?

Answer 1

Your so tall that when you trip on a rock you hit your head on the moon.

Your so tall that when you tripped in Michigan you hit your head in Florida.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

tall people get ridiculously sick and sometimes annoyed with tall jokes. i would know because i am a tall person! i get everything from "how's the weather up there?" to just flat out "i never realized how tall you were...". after a while, though, i just learned to numb myself out to tall jokes, and now they're not funny or cute except to the person telling the joke.

i did have someone tell me an actual joke recently that i thought was pretty funny. it goes like this:
A short woman asked a tall girl if she played basketball. The tall girl replied, "No! Do you play miniature golf???"

Answer 4

All corny, but what the heck:

Your so tall that when it rains your the first one to know.
Your so tall the giraffes are attracted to you.
Your so tall people ask you for the daily forecast
Your so tall people climb you as a challenge.
You so tall you need an extended toilet brush to wipe your butt.
Your so tall that when you trip on a rock you hit your head on the moon.
Your so tall that when you tripped in Michigan you hit your head in Florida.
Your so tall you can take a star from the sky and write your name on it.

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" -- Warren Hutcherson

Answer 5

Well I dunno how to finish that jokes, but I do know a joke some tall people tell. When a person shorter than them goes up to them and says "hows the weather up there?" The tall person spits on the shorter one and says "It's raining."

Answer 6

So, Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,

"Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT - Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed:

"Leave me alone, b*tch, I'm married!!!". ha, ha, ha!!!

Broken table - $250
Hot breakfast - $7
Red Rose - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... priceless

Answer 7

two kids were arguing whose dad was taller.
the first one said: my dad is so tall, when he raises his hand, he touches the clouds.
The second asked: well how does that feel?
the first kid replied: why soft ofcourse
so the second kid said: well that's because they're my father's sack!!

Answer 8

gotta a problem with tall people, lol

Answer 9

ur so tall u can make a great michele jackson

Answer 10

How's the whether up there you tall f****ng b*st*rd? That's what you tellem.