i have bad insomnia....
2007-02-27 16:42:53 · 5 answers · asked by Nikki W 3 in Health ➔ Mental Health
A couple months ago in Florida, there were 4 little old ladies who got stuck in their car for hours. What happened was that they were at the beach and the battery in their Cadillac died but they had no idea that they can open the doors manually from the inside, so they were stuckin the car until firefighters arrived.
2007-02-27 18:33:38 · answer #1 · answered by cady4evr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine retired early because her husband retired, so now both of them go on Saturday morning to a department store to have the breakfast special for seniors. The both ordered the 2 eggs, bacon, home fries and toast special for 2.99 However she asked if they could skip the eggs, she didn't feel like eggs that day.
The waitress says, then I have to charge you 3.99 as you are ordering a la carte,
So, she says, let me get this right, I want everything but the eggs and pay a dollar more? That's right the waitress said.
OK, then I'll take the special,
The waitress asked and how would you like your eggs?
She said Raw and in the shell. and took them home.
Don't mess with seniors.
2007-02-28 00:51:50 · answer #2 · answered by Mightymo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol last night my friend asked me for advice...here is what he said:
(messenger format)
Jake: I have something i need Advice on and you may find it idsturbing
Colin: Ok...Shoot!
Jake: Well what would you do if you rented part of your house out to a Mother and small child who had no where else to go...And one morning you walked in and the small Child had shat all over the bathroom... Would you evict them?
Colin: Well was there any damage done?
Jake: No just quit a mess...
Colin: Did the Mother Clean it up?
Jake: Well bloody hell i'm not!...yes she did
Colin: Lol well I don't see any reason to evict them if the mom cleaned it up...even if it was disgusting
LMAO...that was true too...thats my Aussie Friend lol...
2007-02-28 01:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a rooster and a cat..
they are borth crossing a bridge
and the cat fell into the water! =O
Why was the rooster happy?
..
Because when theres a wet p-u-s-s-y theres a happy c0ck.
=) there ya go
sweet dreams.
2007-02-28 00:48:08 · answer #4 · answered by augustina 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
how come women dont wear watches... theirs a clock above the oven isnt there.
2007-02-28 00:51:42 · answer #5 · answered by kyle 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋