in advance...lmao...;-)
2007-02-27 16:38:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When I am: Kareeb. There is only: Khamoshi. I want to speak: Dil Se. That's my kind of: Ishq
2007-02-27 16:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by Rajni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".
2007-02-27 18:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know of any jokes at the moment, but if you have about ten minutes of time, here's something that hurt my ribs from laughing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w
YouTube - Dad at Comedy Barn
2007-02-27 17:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but goody
I wanted to be a doctor but didn't have the patience
2007-02-27 17:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by phantom stranger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do Monica lewinsky and a coke machine have in common?
They both say "insert Bill here!"
2007-02-27 16:46:48 · answer #5 · answered by Miklo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you need jokes. You are already lyao.
: )
2007-02-27 16:53:10 · answer #6 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋