2007-02-27 15:31:57 · 15 answers · asked by itsphoenix06 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
You can't stop it. If you can why would you do it
Farting is healthy. If you hold in your farts you are more likely to get constipated in a few hours. It's true, it was on FitTV last month. Everyone has to fart sometime, so don't lie to yourself, you farted once.
There is nothing wrong with farting. I farted in church during prayer.(when it's really silent.) and there is nothing embarassing about it. That goes for burping and menstrual leaks( the red stuff in the back of your pants). My point is don't get mad at your wife because of somet bodily mishaps neither of you can control. Farting means your body is healthy and functioning properly.
I hope this helps
the reson i answered this question is ecause i found this really funny
2007-02-28 04:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beano is helpful for stopping gas.
If she doesn't take it, I suggest you have 4 deviled eggs, a large order of Burger King onion rings, a can of Beanee Weenees and wash it all down with a tall glass of milk.
When that stuff curdles in a couple of hours and flies out your back end in gaseous form, it will peel paint off the walls. The stench alone will wake you from a sound sleep. It is the Superfart.
Then you look at her sweetly and say "I'm doing this every night if you don't take the damn Beano."
2007-02-27 23:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing you can do. If you don't like it, then tell her to get help. She has a digestive problem that is serious. If it doesn't bother her, you can get a gas mask. She will get serious physical problems that will be worse than the gas if she doesn't find help. This is just the beginning of the problem. She isn't digesting food properly. This will lead to a weak immune system and lack of energy. Perfect for disease.
2007-02-27 23:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she aware that she farts all night? If she isnt i would suggest going at it a very careful way so you wont emberass or upset her. Just tell her and she most likely will fix it all on her own. Dont just leave a bottle of Gas-X on her dresser... it might offend her.
2007-02-27 23:38:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her or you make it essential for her to take a lot of fiber in her diet, Leave non veg for sometime and take some purgative alternate night for 20 days means 10 tabs.
2007-02-27 23:37:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know the easy answer is to take something but maybe its to not eat something.Man that is all my husband does constantly.I have tried everything with him but dont end up like me and sleep on the couch.Why dont you ask her if she thinks that their maybe certain foods that seem to be the problem and eat yougurt at least once a day.Good luck.I know how you feel.
2007-02-27 23:44:38 · answer #6 · answered by rlsonschein@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her she needs to eat slower,that happens when we eat too fast,we swallow air. In the meantime,she can use some chewable tablets for gas or Mylanta.And of course she shouldn't eat late at night.Well.....I hope I helped,Take Care!
2007-02-28 08:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by genie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use your bean.
Buy some BEANO and
there will Be No More gas.
You might also try cutting back on the beans, beer and sauerkraut for supper......
2007-02-27 23:40:45 · answer #8 · answered by mindbender - seeker of truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be sure she eats plenty of yogurt with live active cultures or takes acidophillus capsules to get her digestive flora back on tract.
2007-02-27 23:35:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either a rubber mallet and a cork or some BEANO!
2007-02-27 23:35:07 · answer #10 · answered by xtcgurl123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋