It might happen.
2007-02-27 15:12:58 · 34 answers · asked by The Lamb of Vista 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, actually, I'm not. We've got the wrong china in the cabinets and with all the home improvement projects and painting, it's just a mess in here! Plus, I don't even know his dietary requirements. I mean, I guess no pork, but what else can't ressurected Jewish messiahs eat? Is Jesus lactose intolerant?
No, I'm sorry, I am just not ready tonight.
2007-02-27 15:30:33 · answer #1 · answered by godlessinaz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brian, I am ready, but like the old song goes: " Wait a little longer sweet Jesus...so that I can get my loved ones in." All is ready, GOD is just holding JESUS back for the perfect time when more hearts are ready....What will it take to get their hearts ready for Him? Probably a horrible global event like a earthquake, unfortunately. Even so come Lord Jesus!
2007-02-27 15:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by Godb4me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm ready for the great future that Jesus have for me ,I'm ready for His blessings and I'm ready to talk people about Jesus.People like you who always are talking about Jesus coming are frustrated and unhappy people,your life is too bored and empty that your only hope is the second coming of Jesus.People like you don't have any goal or dream that is why you are thinking all the time about the end of the world and the second coming of Jesus.
2007-02-27 15:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by The Apostle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahha, yeah right. No man can come back from the dead, especially when they died at least 2000 years ago. Go take your magic tricks somewhere else, because I don't believe in it.
Let's say you're right, though, just for a little twist in the game. Jesus shows up on my doorstep, and has a glowing bathrobe on. I admire how clean and holy his robe looks, so I asked him where he got it cleaned at. I mean, who WOULDN'T want a robe that looks so great? So Jesus told me he took it to the Squeaky Clean Dry-Cleaners. And while he was at it, he had his halo polished by all his black slaves that he let die of starvation. So I invited Jesus in for some cornflakes and lemonade, and we have a great conversation about Richard Simmons, and Britney Spears' new hairdo. He poured me a glass of "Holy Wine", and then strapped on his wings, and flew back to Heaven.
2007-02-27 15:24:13 · answer #4 · answered by vas te faire encule 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus back this evening, and wasn't using a easy horse, then absolutely everyone could have approximately 30 years or so till now we killed him returned. If he became into using along with his friends, the international could be alot worse off then it already is.
2016-10-02 02:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by launer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are very right about that. I truly hope that I am. I will admit that I've done some things in this last couple of weeks that I'm not proud of. All I can do is keep praying that God forgives me and as long as I do that then I can answer your question with a big YES!
2007-02-27 15:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by booellis 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
None of us is ready in his own strength. However, if we have been forgiven in Christ, we are ready. Thus, it is by God's grace that we are able to say, "Come, Lord Jesus, come!"
2007-02-27 15:17:57 · answer #7 · answered by Steve 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Crap!! Is it tonight? I gotta get more beer then.
I called him and CALLED him but he never answered. And now he's just showing up? He may be the Son of God and all, but that's just a tad inconsiderate.
2007-02-27 15:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by pasdeberet 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
your right. and no i wouldnt be ready because it would be all of sudden but i would just have to deal with it and hopefully give a right and truthful answer to God and Jesus and hopefully they accept me into their heaven. and they know how much i respect them and trust them and worship them and accept Jesus not just as a saviour but as a friend and I accept God as my heavenly father and holy spirit.
2007-02-27 15:17:51 · answer #9 · answered by mamas_grandmasboy06 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm not going to lie. I wouldn't be ready. It's said that death can occur at any point and time in life.
2007-02-27 15:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋