i need some questions to ask my religion teacher that piss her off, but not pissed off like if i cussed at her face, the kinda pissed off u get when u no the other person did nothing wrong. basicly i need questions that wont get me in trouble but piss her off
2007-02-27 14:44:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ask her what God's name is then when she get's flusted about it, show her Psalms 83:18.
Ask her where cain got his wife from and when she can't tell you show her Genesis 5:4
2007-02-28 01:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Silly-Junos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. These are my two favourites. I heard them from a folk singer, who claimed to have asked them to his religious studies teacher.
a) Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?
b) Did the trees in the Garden of Eden have rings?
2. Here are some I have just thought of...
a) Why is Jesus taking so long to return ... when do we finally decide that we have been stood up?
b) If God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, why has he left San Francisco alone?
c) Just recently it was claimed that Jesus' grave was found (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6397373.stm ), if his remains are really discovered, don't you think that they should undertake DNA tests to prove his paternity once and for all?
3. The story of Noah's Ark is riddled with inconsistencies and impracticalities. Have a read through all of this wikipedia page, and it will suggest other questions for you to ask.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah's_Ark
2007-02-28 07:53:02 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Rum Rhythms ♫ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I thought I had some good ones until I read the first answer to this question...those are fantastic.
2007-03-01 01:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by astreastar 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋