Give as many as possible.
2007-02-27 11:15:12 · 7 answers · asked by shiny 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Live long and prosper
2007-02-27 11:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by Bill Brasky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As my husband says: "A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!"
As my Grandmother always said: "Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya!"
My Mama always says: "When you go out and leave the family behind, let the last words they hear be 'I love you.' It may be the last thing they ever hear from you."
My Daddy always says: "That Benny Hill sure is funny!"
And my favourite words of wisdom is for all men: "Never argue with the woman, you will never be right no matter how wrong she is."
2007-02-27 11:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by Why's the rum gone? ☺☮♥ ツ♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't say nothing that you can't take back.
It's better to give than recieve.
Do unto others the way you want to be treated.
Life is short.Live in peace.
Live each day as if it were your last.
don't let the door hit ya were the good lord split ya.
Don't argue with a women, you would never win no matter how wrong she is.
2007-02-27 12:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by bubba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All women are evil, starting at the age of thirteen. After that, they just hide it with flirting and makeup
All women are evil, some just hide it better
Oh, and NEVER take laxatives and sleeping pills in the same evening!
Oh, the lessons learned from evil roommates
2007-02-27 11:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live your life each day as if it were your last
2007-02-27 11:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Brofo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can do whatever you want without worrying about the consequences and every thing will be alright
2007-02-27 11:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if she spreads her legs and it smells like ocean, run for shore...
2007-02-27 11:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by colera667 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋