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I would have shaved the beard and grown a little hitler stache
. rolled around with one of those for a little and then I would have taken it all off. hair on the head , facial hair, eye brows and even the down low.

2007-02-27 11:05:38 · answer #1 · answered by slave 1 · 0 0

If I had lived in Jesus' day, I would have had a beard, because all Jewish men wore beards at that time. (I wear a beard now, so that wouldn't be difficult!)
By the way, is there any particular point to this question? Or just to see how many jokes will turn up?

2007-02-27 19:05:13 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Ed 7 · 0 0

Jesus was on the road too much. No truckstop showers along the way either... At least he got his feet washed in perfume once, but I imagine Jesus being kind of rank too. I'd bet most "Christians" would have turned him away for not fitting their beautifool people standards.

2007-02-28 19:56:27 · answer #3 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0 0

No.... Jesus like John the Baptist were Nazarites... taking special vows which required that they not cut their hair.

2007-02-27 19:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by rejoiceinthelord 5 · 0 0

I would've went with the Hitler stache, it's just so unbelievably horrible.

2007-02-27 19:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by Dink 4 · 0 0

if i was jesus, i'd have had an entire body shave, even a brazillian, and joined la carnivale. olay!

2007-02-27 19:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by Tee-Dubbya 2 · 0 1

Your relationship with Jesus Christ is the most important thing in this world, so please be careful about how serious you take it.

2007-02-27 19:06:29 · answer #7 · answered by barrett987 1 · 0 0

I'd do nothing...I kinda like the whole hippy look,lol.

2007-02-27 19:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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