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If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

2007-02-27 09:53:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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He didn't have a coupon for the nearest McDonalds...It wasn't on sale! (And besides, I doubt they would be serving "Decapitated roadrunner on a plate.")

2007-02-27 10:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Fanatic's Vendetta.
LOL.
Wile E. Coyote's obsession to capture and enjoy a meal of his prey was compounded by the inevitable failure of Acme products, and the cheerful Roadrunner being oblivious of the devious Wile's truly deep want.

2007-02-28 01:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

He didn't buy dinner because you lose all his money on a bet that he lost. The bet was that he wouldn't buy the Acme he had to buy it because it thought it was the "cool" thing to do.

2007-02-27 18:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by Al 3 · 0 0

Wile Coyote dosent want to just eat roadrunner, he wants to out think the smartarse bird...
He wants to get his own back!!!! He wants to hunt!
ITS ALL ABOUT REVENGE!

or

The writers need new material...

2007-02-28 00:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't you know that money can not buy Road Runner on the go??The chase always makes things taste better.It's called reaching your goal.

2007-02-27 18:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0 0

Obviously he's become obsessive about that Road Runner.

2007-02-27 18:07:42 · answer #6 · answered by swags92 1 · 0 0

Maybe he just had a really really really bad craving for road runner?

2007-02-27 18:12:53 · answer #7 · answered by islandgrl2011 3 · 0 0

Have you ever seen a store or restraunt around there?

2007-02-27 18:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0 0

to make a homemade one

2007-02-27 17:58:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because he was a "bird" brain.

2007-02-27 18:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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