Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
2007-02-27 09:38:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This question actually touches a nerve with me. Donald suffers from a rare condition called "trouserphasia." I know this because I, too, am cursed with this affliction.
I never know at any given moment whether I am wearing any pants.
Some days, I leave the house dressed perfectly normally, but other days (most days, actually) I'm totally nude below the waist, and I don't realize it until someone recoils in shock . . . or points and laughs . . . or worse.
This psychological illness relates only to pants, shorts, and underpants. It does not apply to overcoats, rain slicks, togas, or towels.
It's a truly embarrassing burden on my life, and it has affected me professionally and socially in countless ways. It has made me irritable and anxious, such that the slightest annoyance provokes me into a fit of rage. I frequently find myself waving my fists and shouting incoherently at friends, family members, even inanimate objects. I seem to hate everyone and everything, but it's all an elaborate mask to hide the real subject of my hate -- me.
Me and my naked lower body.
2007-02-27 10:04:58 · answer #1 · answered by Ben H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most people don't realize that Donald worships the religion of "Buddagua"...a cross between Budhistic worship and the water blessing practices of Catholicism. It requires thrice daily worship (i.e. showering) but the precious drops of blessed agua must never touch the ground....much like the American Flag. So, after each worship, a towel is used to absorb the excess blessing...and often wrapped around the lower torso to prevent any potentially 'hidden' blessing from falling to the ground.
2007-02-27 09:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by Clarissa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because viewers relate these characters to humans although they are portrayed as animals. We dont see him as naked. When humans get out of the shower they use a towel so Donald Duck does also to be consistent with the allusion.
2007-02-27 09:55:32 · answer #3 · answered by 10 Point Shoe-In 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic prison scene, better to wear one in the shower than not to wear one at all.
If you don't wear a towel after a shower,
prepare to be limping for one whole hour.
2007-02-27 10:58:19 · answer #4 · answered by stabnhobo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, most ducks are self-conscious during their time of moulting. It's not a pretty sight! LOL.
So, the times Donald is wrapped after a dip, is to cover the bare patches.
2007-02-27 17:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, the truth is . . . . . i dont know. but i will take a whack at it!!
you never know what ducks do when they are in water . . .. alone. maybe things start popping out!!
well, he is a duck, what do you expect him to do? (i feel like i am yelling at myself!) a duck is. . . .well, all ducks are. . . how can i say this? well, lets just say they are all different.
is this the answer u were hoping 4?
lol
2007-02-27 09:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
other people hardly wear anything when in public yet they still wear a towel out of the shower...
2007-02-27 09:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by !!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same reason Daffy Duck does, they're both quackers!
2007-02-27 09:42:06 · answer #8 · answered by Battlerattle06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Donald does not want his feathers to be parted and him be unaware.He is modest, and he has a lisp, poor fellow.
2007-02-27 10:47:19 · answer #9 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz his "thing" is water absorbant so its actually there wen hes been in the water,(in his movies+tv shows, thts y the water evaporates immediatly after it goes off his head. : )
2007-02-27 09:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋