There were 3 men and they died and went to heaven At the gates they met St. Paul In his hands was a book He said to them In this book I have ur names ur wives names how long u where married and how many times u cheated on them I want each of you to tell me how long you were married and how many times uve cheated Based on ur answer is what kind of car youll drive here in heaven So the first guy steps up and says I was married for 5 years I cheated twice but I told her and we worked things out Paul says Ok u get a pinto The 2nd guy walks up and says I was married to my wife for 15 years I cheated once but I told her and she forgave me Paul tells him Well ok u get a linkin the 3rd walks over and says I was married to my wife for 50 years and I never cheated on her Paul says Wow u get a jaguar So later in heaven the other guys r driving in the linkin then they see the 3rd guy cryin They go over to him and ask whats wrong? He replies I just saw my wife and she was on a skateboard
2007-02-27 09:08:29 · 31 answers · asked by broken flame 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The joke would have been alot funnier if you had used spell check.
2007-02-27 09:11:44 · answer #1 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10, a 2.5...lt's an old joke and it's St. Peter not St. Paul who guards the pearly gates to heaven. I assume you're trying to say the word your for the symbol (ur). What's a Linkin? Do you mean Lincoln?
2007-02-27 09:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by Brite Tiger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
out of 10
(10 being the best)
7
2007-02-27 09:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by xoxox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm going to fee it as 5/10. A cop pulls over a vehicle load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, it rather is a fifty 5 MPH highway. Why are you going so sluggish?" The Sister replies, "Sir, I observed a great sort of signs and warning signs that stated 40-one, no longer fifty 5." The cop solutions, "Oh, Sister, that's no longer the fee decrease, it rather is the call of the line you're on!" The Sister says, "Oh! stupid me! thank you for letting me be responsive to. i'm going to be greater careful." At this factor, the cop seems interior the backseat the place the different nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's incorrect with your friends back there? they are shaking something unfavorable." The Sister solutions, "Oh, we basically have been given off highway one hundred and one."
2016-09-29 23:58:21 · answer #4 · answered by zeitz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Rate it a 7. Awful spelling though.
2007-02-27 09:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by ann971 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was ssoooooo funny.I could imagine a older lady skating past her hubby in Heaven,go granny go....you get 10.......
2007-02-27 10:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before and is still funny. Poor man and how his wife has no shame.
2007-02-27 11:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 that's funny
2007-02-27 09:11:46 · answer #8 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grammar is awful and makes it difficult to read.
2007-02-27 09:11:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reasonably good yes.
2007-02-27 09:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋