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God and the aliens worked together. God makes us in his god machine, and aliens create a giant flood every few thousand years. It's great in video game format...

Makes as much sense as any of those other evangelists...

2007-02-27 09:08:17 · 7 answers · asked by Jedi 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Yes, and I know your right. Just the other day the aliens beamed me up and I saw the whole operation. Wasn't supposed to tell anyone though. And they will know. Oh, well, Good-byeeeeee.

2007-02-27 09:18:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Interesting way to put it I also believe the flood was caused by events in outer space.. There are some in the scientific community that have a theory that a large asteroid passed close enough to cause HUGE tides. That may very well be on the fringe of scientific possibility but it's still possible. And explains how God might have accomplished His works. He wonders are normally through natural means. Science wouldn't even call most of them miracles, just natural occurrences. Aliens no, mighty works of nature, yes.... Jim

2007-02-27 17:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God initiated a process we call evolution and has since been watching it unfold.

He doesn't micro-manage Creation. If a flood comes it's because of the weather. If your life's a mess it's because of the choices you make.

2007-02-27 17:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by Elmer R 4 · 1 0

How about if the aliens actually come from Earth and live deep below the crust. They could have genetically engineered us to be their pharmacuetical cattle.Some of them can look exactly like us and have been leading our religions, countries, and businesses since our earliest times. We could be their industrial base too.

2007-02-27 17:12:26 · answer #4 · answered by St. Toad 5 · 0 0

Where is the proof?

Is it in the pudding? Cause I've been thinking this exact same thing for quite some time, but cannot find it! Must be in the pudding.

2007-02-27 17:16:21 · answer #5 · answered by hanknowaff 3 · 0 0

Agreed!

2007-02-27 17:13:38 · answer #6 · answered by Gene Rocks! 5 · 0 0

We are all just a virtual reality game some kid is playing in another dimension

2007-02-27 17:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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