The afterlife.
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word he made contact, "Mary. Mary."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex
twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty
much
all afternoon.
After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night.
The
next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exxactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."
2007-02-27 09:05:58 · 9 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha heard it before but i still loved it =] 10/10
can i please have 10 points? lol =]
2007-02-27 09:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Always loved it! Yep! always had!
10/10!
Have a nice day!
2007-02-27 17:55:45 · answer #2 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boy ya shoudnt think about that you need to live your life until you die then youll find out im not tryin to be mean just tellin you
2007-02-27 17:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by Breanne J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think thier is a afterlife
2007-02-27 17:09:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hony bunny
2007-02-27 17:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by catseyesdiana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy!
2007-02-27 17:08:56 · answer #6 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey llok at that little hat,, where are you from, suffolk, I don't understand the question can you repeat please.
2007-02-27 17:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by Rosebonbonsmile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny....
2007-02-27 17:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by JustJen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Snoooooooooooore!!!!!!!"
2007-02-27 17:09:26 · answer #9 · answered by Nickname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋