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Have you got a good opening line for when he walks in the door apart from the usual hey babe how has your day been :-)

2007-02-27 08:38:36 · 14 answers · asked by magic 4 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

14 answers

I'm sleeping with your best friend and he's better than you.

2007-02-27 08:41:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

Hey babe, I see it's pishing down again you look like a drowning rat.

2007-02-27 16:50:10 · answer #2 · answered by richiesown 4 · 1 0

Wait, until he enters the same room, as you, then, - just as he's making himself comfy, in front of the telly, with a can of BEER, in his hand, - say something, along the lines of:- "Hi, sweetheart! You know, how, - when we TALKED about it, - you said you wanted KIDS, one day......?", then WAIT, a few seconds, - just watch the poor bugger's reactions!

2007-02-27 17:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Spike 6 · 0 0

What about you have made my day walking in here seeing your handsome face, how I've missed you . Then go over and throw your arms around him. x

2007-02-27 16:52:19 · answer #4 · answered by lou. c. 2 · 1 0

And what time do you call this? Gotta go out . . . The dinner is in the dog.

2007-02-27 16:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by Aslan, reborn 4 · 2 0

say: hiya gorgeous! iv missed u. then give him a big massive kiss. good luck.

2007-02-27 16:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by jean j 1 · 0 0

if you can get undressed in 5 sec flat i'll do what ever you want
to late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Trust me the look on his face will be priceless

2007-02-27 16:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Do I know you? What are you doing in my house?

2007-02-27 16:43:32 · answer #8 · answered by jeanimus 7 · 1 1

put the kettle on

2007-02-27 16:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Do you want to go upstairs?

2007-02-27 16:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by KKL2006 2 · 1 2

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