What are the funniest/wickedest ways to get even with your ex?

Question

I don't want to hear about getting on with your life.

I want to hear what wicked and funny things you've done to get even with your ex in the past.

Some one here asked how old I am. I am an adult over 23.

Answer 1

Mail the new girlfriend YOUR underwear.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Haven't done this, but it would definitely get his / her attention.

Have someone they don't know call their voice mail and tell them they are "detective so-and-so from the whatever precinct. Have him say they need him to come down town because they were at a crime scene and there was a match.

Make sure they don't actually say they are with the police, just detective "xxx" and don't say come to the police dept, just "downtown". and don't say what was a match (DNA, fingerprint, etc.) , only that they "have a match" That way, you're not impersonating a police officer. Just let your ex's imagination do the work. You could record a scene in COPs with some background crime-scene noise (police radios, sirens, etc) for background sound effects.

Then sit back and imagine their face when they listen to the message, and when they walk in to the police station to straighten everything out.

Answer 4

I found out my man was cheating. He didn't know I knew. We lived together-and we had talked about moving somewhere else-but putting my name on the least. Anyway, one day, I asked him to take me out to a shopping mall. He doesn't like shopping, so I gave him $100 in singles to go to a nearby strip club. Before he got his wallet to take me to the mall, I put a pin through his condoms in his wallet. When he left, I had a friend take me back to the apartment he and I shared, we just all of his clothes and burned him. We sold his cell phones and other possessions at pawns shops. We made up to $300 easy. Then, we took his credit card numbers and ordered 1000 pizzas to be sent to his job so he could get fired. After that, I packed all my things in a u-haul, moved to a new apartment, and changed my number so my ex wouldn't call me after I f*cked him up.

Answer 5

lol - ok......the internet is a virtual smorgasbord of revenge opportunities. Sign his cell & home #'s as well as address to anything and everything you can think of. Create internet ads using pics of him using his real information......send a giftwrapped package of steamy dogsh*t to him at work....do you have his ss#? You can apply all over hells half acre and screw his credit.... would I do any of the above? No, because karma will bite you in the butt HARD! Been there, done that.......ya need to get over it.

Answer 6

I sent him a box of stuff he gave me that I didn't want anymore. Pictures, stuffed animals, the one cheap-@$$ piece of jewelry he gave me, etc. I packed it up in a box and shipped it to him. Part of getting over him.

Although, there's a pic of him, me and some mutual friends up on facebook, and one of my friends commented on how he looked evil (no glasses, scary grin), and it took all I had not to say anything. lol.

Answer 7

I believe in karma, so I don't get revenge I just fantasize about it. But, my sister took a hot pic of her ex half naked and made up a gay phone sex flyer with his cell phone number on it. She also made flyers advertising free international calls with his phone card number on it. She never actually passed them out, but doing this stuff made her feel better. another one, wrapping a huge dildo in tinfoil and sneaking it in his carry on luggage before a flight.

Answer 8

finally a decent question.....i tell u what i did to an ex of mine that was cheating..I found a bunch(176) pictures of different women on his phone all currently taken , most of them naked, there was even one of a chick givin him a bj.( thanks to sprint) all the pix had dates when taked and uploaded. i sent all the pix to every email and phone number in his account... the title of the photo album was...Are u victim of this nasty bast....d?...of course he had a few pix of me in there but i didnt care...i let them all know that i was supposedly his "girl" and they could call me...the response was overwhelming....a group of us conversed civilly...plotting to all go and kick his ***....i choose not to go to jail for that jerk...he will eventually get what he deserves..
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Answer 9

Let's see. You can egg his car, roll his yard, write looser on the back of his car with shoe polish, you know old school stuff, just be creative.

Answer 10

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