Two guys are walking down the street and they see a dog on curb licking his balls. One guy says to the other, "Man, I wish I could do that." The other guy says, "Well sure you can. Just make sure you pet him first."
2007-02-27 08:25:45 · 11 answers · asked by RcknRllr 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class, his teacher asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away, " the boy said. He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." He was sent home and his mom asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." He was sent to his room and his dad came in and asked him what he had in his hands.
"A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away." Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hands!"
"Look, Dad. You scared the crap out of him."
2007-03-03 06:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahha Ewwww. Funny
2007-02-27 08:29:10 · answer #2 · answered by Chestermane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a Funny Joke.... I think you are very funny, but anyway very funny!
2007-02-27 09:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by mercedes_beamer902006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one but still funny
2007-02-27 09:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Mark S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, that gross. Funny, but gross. LOL
2007-02-27 09:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by lady.luck10379 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh! but funny
2007-02-27 08:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS A GOOD ONE
2007-02-27 08:29:35 · answer #7 · answered by sonny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! MAN! GOOD ONE! MAN, YOU GOT ME CRYIN'
LOL LOL LOL
2007-02-27 09:03:53 · answer #8 · answered by Unknown Artist~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Y U C K !"
2007-02-27 08:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross!
2007-02-27 08:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋