A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's "club". When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem...
How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"
2007-02-27 08:23:25 · 5 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How did you know about my golf lessons?!
LOL!!
LMAO!!!
2007-02-27 08:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by princess_bluerose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little dated but still funny
2007-02-27 08:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first time ive heard that one !! very good
2007-02-27 09:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it
2007-02-27 08:28:14 · answer #4 · answered by minstral06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, my kind of birdie...
2007-02-27 09:40:22 · answer #5 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋