Ok, i'm not great with this, but here are some I saw and liked. How about you guys? WARNING: These are clean jokes, so laugh accordingly!
"Tomatoes"
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
"Dog Fight"
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?" "Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
2007-02-27 07:53:40 · 3 answers · asked by ♥LadyC♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles