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u know, like robert frm everybody loves raymond,
touches food to his chin b4 he takes a bite, or the
peanut, almond, cashew
peanut, almond, cashew
peanut, almond, cashew
peanut, almond, cashew
peanut, almond, ....(theres no cashew) uh oh, this is reeeaaaly bad...

or the IQ test thing...

yeah, those kind of things

2007-02-27 07:23:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

p.s. wat r they?

2007-02-27 07:31:03 · update #1

Dean B, thats not an idiosyncrasy, thats insanity

2007-02-27 07:38:04 · update #2

8 answers

Well, this doctor drinks:

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for
a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of
his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at
precisely 5.03PM. One afternoon, as the end of the workday
approached, the bartender was dismayed to find out that he
was out of hazelnut syrup. Thinking quickly, he threw
together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on
the bar.

The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the
drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri?"
"No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "It's a hickory
daiquiri, Doc." (Sing Song: the nursery rhyme...Hickory Dickory Dock...... )

2007-02-27 07:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0 1

i have urges to touch womens breasts...oh wait thats normal. Never mind!

2007-02-27 15:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by ilike2drumm 1 · 1 0

yes acutually i do whenever im home alone i listen to cuntry music top volume & dance on the ledge of my bathtub!

2007-02-27 18:25:57 · answer #3 · answered by lilash 2 · 0 0

y couldnt u just put urges thats seems a lot easier. and no i dont

2007-02-27 15:25:50 · answer #4 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0 0

yes i love smearing mayo on my chest as i go charging the waterslide

2007-02-27 15:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by Dean B 3 · 0 0

Yep! I get them all the time.

2007-02-27 15:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by sci fi fan 3 · 0 0

quoi?

2007-02-27 15:36:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YES, YOU

2007-02-27 15:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by manoman 4 · 0 0

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