I'm just curious to see what you have to say. Please, be crude.
2007-02-27 07:21:15 · 7 answers · asked by woman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If the jack-o-lantern on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
If your idea of "loading the dishwasher" is getting your wife drunk.
If you light a match in your bathroom, and your house blows off it's wheels.
2007-02-27 17:20:36 · answer #1 · answered by Link 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*if you are mowing your yard one day and you find a car.
*your home has more miles on it then your car
*Fewer than half of your cars run.
*You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
*You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
*when your whole family tree is on one branch
*You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
*The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
*Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
*The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
*Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
*You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
*You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
*Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
* You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
*You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures
*You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'
*You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge'
*You've ever financed a tattoo.
* Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack
* If You've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower...
i have a ton more (im from north carolina, and NO im am not a red neck) but im too tired!!!
2007-02-27 15:46:02 · answer #2 · answered by ..... 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Furst off a tru rednek wuldnt hav wun of thes hur fancy cumputin mechanical wingdings. So I find this question to be completely invalid.
2007-02-27 15:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by drunken zombie horse 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 of my FAVORITES
You consider a family reunion a chance to meet women
You are a Redneck if you drove to elementary school
&
There's a wasp nest in your living room
The child calls her father "Uncle Daddy"
You come back from the dump with more than you took
2007-02-27 15:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i know this is old but on your wedding day you dont change your last name. My friend did this her last name was miller and she married another guy with the last name miller and no they were not related before the wedding. We still tease her about that
2007-02-27 15:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by Ryne's proud mommy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you've been married three times,
and still have the same in-laws...
2007-02-27 15:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your family tree doesn't fork, you might be a redneck. (Subspecies Arkansan)
2007-02-27 15:25:00 · answer #7 · answered by LoneStar 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋