Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.
She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer "if I can guess how many sheep in you're flock will you give me a sheep."
The farmer says "OK".
The brunette says "485".
The farmer says "that's right but if I can guess you're natural hair color can I have my sheep back".
the brunette says "OK".
The farmer says "blonde".
The brunette says how did you know.
The farmer says you just picked the dog.
2007-02-27 07:16:09 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a Blonde walks into Comet and asks for 'that TV'
The assistand says "i'm sorry, we dont sell to blonds"
The next day the blonde comes back. She has died her hair Brown and had it cut into a bob.
"I'd like That TV" she says.
The shop assistant replied with "i'm sorry, but we DONT SELL TO BLONDS!"
The next month she comes back with a breast implant and had shaved off all the hair on her head.
"I'd like that tv please" she said.
The shop assistant replied "Listen, if you come back one more time, I'm going to have to call security, we dont sell to blonds!"
"But, how do you knoe, I have no hair, and bigger boobs, surely you can't tell its the same girl!"
"That TV, it's a microwave."
(p.s., i think noori is blond...lol)
I have nothing against blonds, i have a blond personality and my best friend is blond.
2007-02-27 07:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by zorrowna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny 7/10
2007-02-27 15:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it ???
any of it
was she from wales????
was it a sheep dog ???? is that the joke?????
microwaves & Tvs why was she a drag queen??????
im a natural blond why dont i get it ?????
2007-02-27 15:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by amanda bootsy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Good One
2007-02-27 15:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by blackprincess052001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-27 15:20:01 · answer #5 · answered by a_word_of_praise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BAaaahh ahahahha baah!! :)
2007-02-27 15:18:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was funny
2007-02-27 15:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by Me :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2007-02-27 16:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-27 17:07:11 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DONT GET IT
2007-02-27 15:22:49 · answer #10 · answered by noori_unisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋