The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"
"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked.
"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."
2007-02-27 06:44:04 · 23 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
Doggon' good joke Cowboy
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-27 07:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor dog, having a burglar jammed in its mouth.
2007-02-27 15:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10 id give that a 3 (not too funny)
2007-02-27 14:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by Blenderhead 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1
2007-02-27 15:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by redangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it hahahaha must have been a small burglar.
2007-02-27 16:55:51 · answer #5 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one Cowboy
2007-02-27 14:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dog mustv'e thought it was a cheese burglar.
2007-02-27 15:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-02-27 18:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-02-27 14:47:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Thank you for the smile.
2007-02-27 15:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋