A man walks into a bar and sees this really attractive woman having a drink.
"Hey, I'll put $100 on the ground if you let me !#$% you while you're bent over." says the man.
"Well ok, your waste of money, but I gotta call my bf first." replies the woman.
So the woman calls her boyfriend and he tells her it's alright if the other man pays $200. The woman says ok and that she'll call him back in 10 minutes.
"$200 and I'll do it." says the woman.
The man puts $200 on the ground, and the woman strips and bends over.
The boyfriend waits for 10 min... no call... 30 min... no call... 45 min... no call, so he decides to call her.
"Hey what's taking so long?" asked the boyfriend.
"!#$%er paid in quarters...." says the lady.
2007-02-27 05:22:45 · 11 answers · asked by jbothayer 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty good. 8/10
2007-02-27 05:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey man! I am sorry but that is so not funny!
2007-02-27 06:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its hilarious, a true classic, well done on that joke! lol
2007-02-27 05:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs E Cullen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad!
2007-02-27 05:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by selma b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa
2007-02-27 07:21:33 · answer #5 · answered by a_word_of_praise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's alright
it's not bad....but it's not all that funny either
2007-02-27 06:22:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not to bad
2007-03-03 05:11:56 · answer #7 · answered by stace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really.
2007-02-27 05:27:39 · answer #8 · answered by stargirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny.
2007-02-27 06:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by Mushaboom. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-02-27 06:38:52 · answer #10 · answered by Toeless_Joe_Jackson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋