Rita was standing vigil over her husband's deathbed. As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber.He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling," he whispered.
"Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."
But he was insistent. "Rita," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you.""There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Rita. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now.""No, no. I must die in peace, Rita. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother."Rita mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now dear, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said."Now you be still, and let the poison work."
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2007-02-27 05:14:44 · 14 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA 10/10 JOKE
2007-02-27 06:23:54 · answer #1 · answered by stacy s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-02-27 05:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go Rita
2007-02-27 06:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Nice one.
2007-02-27 05:19:06 · answer #4 · answered by Dark Witch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You girls are really cruel (in a funny kinda way)
2007-02-27 06:46:39 · answer #5 · answered by Toeless_Joe_Jackson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
that is hella funny
2007-02-27 06:26:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what he gets lol
2007-02-27 05:18:05 · answer #7 · answered by Momof2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tHatS so Fuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy!!
2007-02-27 06:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bloody right!!!
2007-02-27 05:43:17 · answer #9 · answered by Jenni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD DO!
2007-02-27 06:14:07 · answer #10 · answered by NikoleUniQue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋